Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Stock Replies for Fly Fishermen

"What are they bitin' on?"
         The end of my line.

"What are they rising to?"
         The occasion.

"What are they hittin' on?"
         Yo momma.

"What do ya have on?"
         Black satin g-string.

"What are ya usin'?"
         'Bout three grams a day.

*These were decided last night over several bottles of wine...the evening went progressively down hill, as you can see. However, if you (dear reader) have any to all means.

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