Yes...I am still collecting them!
#5 "Do you guys sell any grasshopper emerger flies?"
#4 "Why do you guys sell a snowshoe rabbits foot...for good luck?"
#3 "I'm fixing my septic system. Do you guys rent waders?"
#2 "This yellow humpy fly...is it a caddis with its wings up ready to take off?"
#1 "Do you think he smells my kitty cat?" --said by very large, sweaty woman failing to fend off an English Setter in...let's say, a very aggressive point!#5 "Do you guys sell any grasshopper emerger flies?"
#4 "Why do you guys sell a snowshoe rabbits foot...for good luck?"
#3 "I'm fixing my septic system. Do you guys rent waders?"
#2 "This yellow humpy fly...is it a caddis with its wings up ready to take off?"
Best of: 2009
Damn, I didn't even crack the top 10!
ReplyDeleteYou gotta bring your A game, Howard!
ReplyDelete@ #1, no I think he smell's your septic system!
ReplyDeletewell, glad I didn't make the list...
TB
I would like to see a grasshopper emerger.
ReplyDeleteThe river brings a few questions, but none as funny as these. Great fun reading ~ Thank You!
ReplyDeleteOne that comes to mind is the person that had been watching me for some time, and finally asked. "What are you using to have such success." Explaining that size was a big factor today, and the size 24 top secret midge was the ticket. He soon walked away saying, "I never tie on flies that small" .. Guess he just likes to go fishing .., not catch fish in early March :-)
For #3, rent him the ones with the holes in them .
ReplyDeleteWait a minute, are you suggesting there's no such thing as a grasshopper emerger? I'm starting to think I wasn't really the only one to come home with out a snipe on my last snipe hunt.
ReplyDeleteANSWERS:
ReplyDelete#5 Of course, It emerges when it flops on the water!
#4 An unlucky fly fisherman is not a pretty site!
#3 Why yes, made by Glad the number one septic waders in the business. How many pair would you like to rent?
#2 That's why the rises are so splashy. Get's your heart pumpin'.
And the #1 answer is: He (She) is just checking for drugs mam!
A great laugh over coffee- thanks Jay. Now I have to go check the previous years.
ReplyDeleteI especially liked the one about the Humpy. Thanks a lot for spreading the laughter!
ReplyDeleteHave fun,
M.O.