Saturday, January 28, 2012

Shit Fly Fishermen Say

18 comments:

  1. That's funny! Well done gentlemen, well done.

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  2. Great Vid! The fly shop questions were spot on-- "do copper johns work?"

    Jake Ruthven
    Fins on the Fly

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  3. I see you were able to video the round mound of sound!

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  4. love the "f#@#ing wind" comment.....sounds familar

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  5. January has always been a slow month around the fly shops!

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  6. super funny, but seriously, check out these flies I've been tying...
    TB

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  7. LMAO!!! I wish I could work at a fly shop and just do fun stuff every day and never work..... Man that would be so cool!
    Did you see that?
    Hasd to watch it twice!!!

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  8. My wife thinks Jay and Randy are bad influences on me and says if I don't find something constructive to do at the shop, that I'm grounded. Thanks for letting me join in on the fun guys.

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  9. Dude, where can I get that Patagonia trout hat? I’ve been looking for one for like a year now. got any more in store?

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  10. Hay Jay.

    What fly do you suggest for only big trout, you know 25' or better, I keep getting low 20' fish all the time buggers?

    Say Jay, do the bigger fish make better eating?

    Love it!!

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  11. What'd you catch that on?
    What is he?
    You rigging up now?
    Fucking waders.
    What are you tying on?
    What do you have on?
    I'm happy to row, I'm a little rusty though.
    Are you gonna wear waders?
    This spot is usually sick.
    See any rises?
    The flows are all fucked up.
    Can I borrow one of those?
    Fucking Fish and Game.
    You gonna flask it?
    Did you tie that?
    I have NO flies.
    What is this asshole doing?
    So you like the lanyard?
    Orvis sucks...
    I'm about to get a 3wt.
    Yow wanna cast it?
    How deep are you going?
    You need to go deeper.
    Let's tell everyone we crushed 'em.
    Whatever, it's just good to get out.
    Sick.
    Sick...
    Sick!
    Slutty little trout.
    He really swallowed it.
    Let's find some elevation change.
    I honestly don't think there are trout in here...
    You're a gear queer.
    I'm such a gear queer.
    Fuck Orvis.
    What are you tying on?
    I know this guy, lives right where A River Runs Through It was filmed.
    I have too much gear.
    I like your bag.
    We should've brought a net.
    I didn't have a camera.
    Fuck this net.
    The water feels great.
    Dude is fucking up all the water.
    Thanks for taking me out.

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    1. This is gold! Dude, who are you? Lets do this one!

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    2. Hey, that was me. Your video was great and I dig your tying videos as well. Got some more:

      Wild Turkey is just like, a great campfire whiskey.
      ...Umm, you don't come here for big trout.
      Whatever, I bet that dude was chucking corn or something.
      Yeah some people frown on eggs and worms, that's why I have a separate box
      Why would you buy a rod without a warranty?
      I learned on a pflueger.
      Dude...lighting bugs
      This map sucks
      I mean, the first Trout Bum movie was good...
      Can my dog come?
      Let's go up a little higher
      We can always hit these holes later
      Where is my fly?
      This is my favorite fishing tune
      I only had one of those
      I don't use indicators
      Yeah, like two 12 or 14 inch fish...
      I mean, it's just, I came here to fish
      Great hangover cure
      This water is too pressured

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  12. Great post, Thanks for the laugh!

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  13. A great way to start off the week. "Those guys in the fly shop are jerks!" Nice one.

    Anyone ever heard these questions from people: "Will fish really bite flies that small?" Or, "why do you have to whip the line back and forth like that?".

    Thanks, Jay!

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  14. Lot's of laughing out loud in a public place! Dad even more so than me.This is hilarious!!!!

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  15. This was so funny...so true I would think...hope I have not said #&%@ wind too many times...had reason to! And the comment about "can I bring my dog?" Dang, how easy is it to say no. But then not to cross your eyes when asked "why not?" So this is the mental list I have made of shit not to say...just sayin, All I do is make the fly shop guys laugh when I mix up words, like my fav fly, circus peanut with circus pe... well you can get what I mean... that is why they remember me whenever I come in...

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