The end of my line.
"What are they rising to?"
The occasion.
"What are they hittin' on?"
Yo momma.
"What do ya have on?"
Black satin g-string.
"What are ya usin'?"
'Bout three grams a day.
*These were decided last night over several bottles of wine...the evening went progressively down hill, as you can see. However, if you (dear reader) have any to contribute...by all means.
"CAN I TRY ONE OF YOUR FLYS?"
ReplyDelete"No!"
I once had a guy barge across a hole and proceed to ask for a fly. Then asked for leader... Then asked for a different fly that is more yellow...
ReplyDeleteresponse: maybe you should get your own gear; great fly shop down the road on Arapahoe!
Although I bet the carp go nutz for a black satin G-string, gotta try that soon instead of going commando.
TB
Question: "Are there really fish in here?"
ReplyDeleteRhetorical response: "Does a bear crap in the woods?"
Wish I could offer up some more wit, but all I've had to drink is my morning Mountain Dew... maybe I'll come back later.
ReplyDelete"What are you fishing for?"
ReplyDelete"Stupid questions. I'm having a helluva day too!"
My friends favorite reply (which he finds absolutely hilarious)
ReplyDeleteQ: "Where'd ya catch him at?"
mumbled A: "About right here" said with forefinger hooked inside cheek.
Got me laughing out loud in public again! Great pic of the week also.
ReplyDeleteIsn't he clever!
DeleteThe photographer also!
DeleteDo you guys sell nightcrawlers?
ReplyDelete