Shit Fly Fishermen Say

Tip of the Week

Try to maintain when you catch a nice crappie...try to maintain.

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Never leave the river if the fish are biting...

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Never eat your own fly

Favorite Fly Shop Questions of 2011

Yes...I am still collecting them!


#5   "Do you guys sell any grasshopper emerger flies?"

#4  "Why do you guys sell a snowshoe rabbits foot...for good luck?"

#3   "I'm fixing my septic system. Do you guys rent waders?"

#2  "This yellow humpy fly...is it a caddis with its wings up ready to take off?"

#1  "Do you think he smells my kitty cat?" --said by very large, sweaty woman failing to fend off an English Setter in...let's say, a very aggressive point!

Best of: 2010
Best of: 2009

Tip of the week

The difference between a good ending to a night of hillbilly bobsledding...and a bad one is, as it turns out, exactly two and a half feet.